Silly Stories
The stories here are written in response to writing prompts. You'll find a bit of silliness, and I hope you might even laugh a bit when you read them. These impromptu stories are always fun to write. Enjoy!
Monday, October 8, 2012
Pirates, Parrots, and Pumpkins
Monday, October 1, 2012
The Birthday Gift
Welcome to this week's "Tuesday Tales" post. I hope you enjoy this short, short story. Please leave a comment and share your thoughts. And don't forget to check-out the other stories and excerpts included in this week's edition.
Matt McFarland grinned when he saw Katie Sloan coming through the wheatfield toward him. In her arms she held a squirming ball of fur with big brown eyes and a wagging tail. Matt had given her the puppy as a special gift for her birthday. Katie had turned thirteen just yesterday. Matt remembered when he turned thirteen last year. It was a special event, turning from twelve to thirteen. He wanted to make Katie's birthday special, too.
But his grin faded when he saw the glum expression on her face.
"You've got to take him back." She held out the wriggling pup.
"You don't want him?" Matt's shoulders slumped.
"Course I want him, but Mama says I've got to give him back. Dogs are too much trouble, she says."
"It's not a dog. Just a little puppy." He reached out to take the animal from Katie, and when his hands brushed against her, he actually felt a little giddy.
"Yeah, but I can't keep him, Matt. Thanks, anyway. It was nice of you to remember my birthday." She turned and trudged back across the field toward home, stopping just long enough to smile and wave.
Matt watched until Katie disappeared from view. With the whimpering little ball of fur in his arms, he headed home, too.
"Looks like you get to go back with your brothers and sisters, little fellow." He scratched the pup's soft ears and let out a long breath.
When he saw her already waiting by the old fallen oak at the edge of the field, Matt stood a little taller and put a little more swagger into his step.
"You found my gift, I suppose."
She planted her hands on her hips and frowned. "Matthew McFarland, you know you shouldn't --"
"I wanted to buy it, Katie. Your thirteenth birthday is a special time."
Still frowning, she fumbled in her shirt pocket and pulled out the small golden ring with the heart-shaped stone. "It's too expensive, Mama says. She won't let me keep it. If you go to the store right away, maybe you can get your money back." She held out the ring. "Go on, Matt, take it. If you don't, I'll drop it, I swear, and then you'll never find it."
"All right, Katie." The tiny ring felt heavy in his hands. Keen disappointment settled over him as he stood watching Katie trot back across the field toward home.
He would have to find another gift for her.
She slammed the book shut and glared up at him. "You know I can't accept this. Mama says it's not decent."
The warm evening breeze ruffled Katie's white-blonde hair. Matt thought at once of the corn husks he'd shucked for dinner that evening. He wondered if Katie's hair would feel as soft as the silken tassels. He wanted to reach out and touch it.
"I don't know what's not decent about it," he said, unable to keep a slight touch of hurt from his voice. He wanted so much to make Katie happy, to give her a special birthday gift she'd always remember. "It's a classic. That's what Artie down at the bookstore told me. Shakespeare's Sonnets."
"Have you read some of these?" Katie whispered, a delicate blush of rose coloring her fair cheeks. "Mama says it's not suitable for a girl my age." She held out the book. "You've got to take it back, Matt. If Mama catches me with it again, she'll have one of her hissy fits."
He nodded, tucked the book beneath his arm, and plodded off toward home.
.
Then, he smiled. He had the perfect present in mind.
"I've got a gift for you," he said when they stood beside the old oak.
"Matt, not again! You know how Mama is --"
He silenced her with a tender kiss. "Happy birthday, Katie." Surprised to find that kissing her felt even better than he'd thought it would, he drew back, wanting to look at her, to see if maybe she'd liked it, too.
Her blue-gray eyes went wide with wonder. "You know Mama won't let me accept a gift like that," she said, and her voice sounded a little odd. And then Katie grinned. "I have to give it back," she whispered.
Closing her eyes, she leaned forward and returned his kiss he'd given.
Monday, September 24, 2012
The Gift - Prologue
Hello, readers! Sorry I've been away from the blog for such a long time. A lot has been going on in my life over the last few months. Now, things are settling down a bit, and I'm eager to return to my writing desk.
Due to conflicts with my time, I've had to temporarily put "Love Spells" aside, although I hope to get back to it soon and have it submitted to a publisher.
Meanwhile, I'm excited about the new line coming from No Boundaries Press. It's called Bayou Heat. This prologue is the opening of my story "The Gift", targeted specifically for that line.
Enjoy! Feel free to leave comments and let me know what you think of this prologue. Would it entice you to read on?
The Gift - Prologue
Monday, April 30, 2012
Grandma's Garden

As I strolled through Grandma's garden, stopping to touch a tender bloom or to pluck away the weeds, memories warmed my heart.
Zinnias meant friendship, sunflowers were wishes, and the gray-green moss symbolized charity. Growing up, I spent summers with Grandma, and she made a game of teaching me about the flowers.
"They speak a language all their own, you know."
I looked up to see Grandma standing at the edge of the garden. "I thought you were napping."
As I child, I loved visiting Grandma, and l always looked forward to seeing Josh Barron. We went swimming together in the old creek and played games of tag in the fields. Late at night, when the scent of tea roses and heliotropes hung heavy in the air, we’d sit on the porch and watch the stars.
“Still stubborn as ever, I see.”
I looked up from a petunia I was replanting. “Josh? What are you doing here?”
The next few days flew by. Little by little, my defenses came down, and I began to feel comfortable with Josh again. Maybe too comfortable. I looked forward to seeing him each day and enjoyed being near him as we worked and chatted casually.
I found Grandma's wicker picnic basket, grabbed an old quilt, and together Josh and I hurried off to the corner store to pick up our usual picnic fare: sandwiches, soft drinks, and potato chips.
I heard a rustling in the garden. My eyes grew wide.
He looked up from a patch of crepe myrtle.
Monday, April 23, 2012
In the Driver's Seat
“I don’t understand,” she whispered. “What are you saying?”
Margaret looked down at the seat. Even though the car was a classic, vintage 1952, George had been a stickler for safety. He'd installed all the necessary safety devices.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Love Spells - Chapter 6
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Chapter 6
“It wasn’t nearly as bad as it looked,” Ellie explained to Miranda the following morning. The two friends had taken their coffee out onto the balcony and were relaxing in deck chairs. “It scared the wits out of me, I’ll admit, but --“
“But how could you have been so careless?” Miranda huffed out a breath. “What were you doing lighting candles so close to the curtains?”
Earlier, before Miranda arrived for their usual Sunday brunch, Ellie had dismantled her altar and put away all evidence of her spell-casting. Miranda would never approve. Rather than face another lecture about David Cameron’s unworthiness, Ellie preferred to keep her desires for love -- and her rituals -- to herself.
Stefan Blackwell shared her secret, but no one else.
Ellie smiled, liking the thought of sharing something so deeply personal with the man from the magic shop. Stefan intrigued her.
“What’s wrong with lighting a candle now and then?” Ellie closed her eyes. “It brings me a feeling of peace.”
“Like meditation, you mean?” Miranda sighed. “I swear, I don’t know where you’ve picked up all these crazy ideas. Next, you’ll be doing yoga and chanting like a Buddhist monk.” She made a point to give Ellie an exaggerated eyeroll.
“And what if I do?” For some odd reason, Miranda’s negative attitudes rubbed Ellie the wrong way. Usually she listened to Miranda; most of the time, she even allowed herself to be influenced by her worldly friend’s opinions. But not this time. “I’m expanding my consciousness,” she said, parroting words Stefan had used the previous day. She wasn’t sure what the words meant, but saying them gave her a feeling of power.
Miranda stretched out her long legs, then swung them over the side of her deck chair. Slowly, she rose. She peered down her nose at Ellie. “This doesn’t have anything to do with David, does it?”
“No, of course not. David’s gone, and I’m moving on.” Ellie suspected the lie was written all over her face, but she staunchly folded her arms across her chest and dared Miranda to challenge her.
“Good.” Although Miranda did not look convinced, she offered no further argument. “Now, the important thing,” she went on, “is to get out, meet people, and start socializing again. Once you find someone new --“
Ellie cut her off with an agitated wave of her hand. “No. Don’t even think of fixing me up. No blind dates, no ladies’ night out. I’m not ready. I need a little time.”
“It’s been weeks, already. The sooner, the better.”
Ellie shook her head. “Don’t rush me. It’s like I told you yesterday, Miranda. I want to get to know myself, to learn more about who I am, to figure out what I really want and need.”
“There’s something you’re not telling me.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.” Wanting to cut the conversation short before it veered in unwanted directions, Ellie swung her legs over the chair and straightened. “Did you want more coffee? Another pastry?” She gestured toward the open doorway that led back into her apartment.
“No, nothing more for me.” Miranda glanced at her watch. “I suppose I should get home and leave you to your self-discovery. Call me when you find yourself, all right?”
For a moment, Ellie remained silent, a dozen different thoughts flitting through her head. Was Miranda joking? Teasing? Taunting? Or was she being serious...in her own way? Ellie couldn’t be sure, and she didn’t know how to respond.
“Well, I --“ she began, but a heavy knock sounded at the front door, so loud and insistent that Ellie and Miranda both heard it clearly from the balcony outside.
“Expecting someone?” Miranda asked.
Ellie’s heart pounded. “No, no one.” She thought at once of her ritual. If she opened the door, would David be standing on the other side? With Miranda following on her heels, she hurried to answer.
“Hi, Ellie. I thought I’d stop by to check on you. Everything all right this morning?” Stefan Blackwell leaned against the doorframe. Dressed in faded denims and a loose T-shirt, he still exuded confidence and masculine energy.
She felt a tug at her arm. Suddenly Miranda was dragging her toward the kitchen. “I’ll be right back, Stefan,” she called. Once out of the man’s sight, she jerked her arm away from her friend’s grasp. “What do you think you’re doing?”
“You have been keeping something from me! Who is he? Where did you meet him? Tell me everything!”
“Not now. And it’s not what you think. I’ll explain later, all right?” Ellie left Miranda in the middle of the kitchen and returned to the doorway. “Sorry about that, Stefan. Would you like to come in?”
“No, that’s all right. You’re busy.”
“Not really. You’re more than welcome to come in. I’ve got coffee. And pastries.”
“I don’t do coffee, and sweets aren’t exactly my thing, either.” He grinned. “But thanks, anyway.” He reached into a back pocket. “I brought you something, Ellie. This might be a good way for you to begin your spiritual journey.” He handed her a small box. “Tarot cards,” he said.
Ellie stared at the colorful box. She’d seen different decks of cards at Stefan’s shop. The pictures had caught her interest. He must have noticed.
“What do I do with them?”
“There are instructions with the deck, if you want to read them. But mostly, for now, just look at them. Lay them out. Touch them. Think about what you see. Think about what you feel.”
Ellie nodded. She glanced over her shoulder, wondering if Miranda were listening. When she turned back, Stefan had disappeared from view. She heard his footsteps retreating down the wooden stairway of the apartment building.
With a sigh, she closed the door.
Miranda practically ran from the kitchen. “All right, tell me! Everything. He’s gorgeous!”
“It’s not what you think,” Ellie said again. “He’s --“
My friend.
My teacher.
My rescuer.
“He’s...what?” Miranda prompted.
Ellie grinned. “Sort of like my guru, I guess. He knows a lot of things. Eastern philosophies. New Age ideas. Spiritual practices.”
“Oh, I see. So, that’s why you’ve suddenly developed such a keen interest in meditation.” She raked Ellie with a knowing gaze.
“He gave me these.” Ellie held out the deck of cards. “Do you have any idea how to use them?”
Miranda drew back. Her face paled. “Ellie, those are dangerous!”
“Dangerous? They’re nothing but colorful pasteboard.”
“They’re the devil’s picturebook. That’s what they’re called.” She reached out and took hold of Ellie’s shoulders. “That man may be handsome, but don’t trust him. He could very well be the devil himself.” She shuddered. “As for those cards, I’d suggest you burn them.”
Visions of Stefan surrounded by flames crept from Ellie’s memory.
Her knees went weak as she recalled the raging fire, the billowing smoke. Stefan had stepped into the inferno, yet he’d not been burned. Once he’d put out the flames, there’d been virtually no damage...just a bit of soot, a few ashes, and the charred remains of her love spell for David.
What mysterious powers did Stefan Blackwell possess?
Perhaps she should be frightened, but Ellie wanted only to learn more.
“I’d like to be alone now,” she said, and even as she spoke the words, she heard something new and different in her voice. She walked toward the door, opened it, and turned to Miranda. “I’ll call you later.”
“All right. But be careful, Ellie. Burn those cards! And don’t let that devil get too close.”
She closed the door behind Miranda and clasped the cards to her chest, feeling the steady, rhythmic beating of her heart.
Whoever Stefan Blackwell was -- friend, teacher, rescuer, or devil -- he had a powerful effect upon her.
He’s shared his power with me.
Ellie glanced down at the deck of cards she held. Holding her breath, she tore the wrapping from the box and opened it. She closed her eyes and pulled a single card from the deck.
Listen to your intuition. Trust what the inner voice tells you.
With trembling hands, she turned the card over.
The devil stared back.
- TO BE CONTINUED -
Monday, March 26, 2012
Love Spells - Chapter 5
"Ellie! Ellie!"
She heard someone calling her name but couldn't identify the voice. Was it even real? She couldn't be sure. It was only when someone grabbed her arms and dragged her away from the heat and smoke that she knew she was not dreaming. She tried to look at her rescuer, but the thick, acrid smoke burned and stung her eyes.
“Climb down,” the man instructed, pushing her toward the railing of the balcony. “It’s only a short drop. You won’t hurt yourself.” He left her standing there alone.
She forced her eyes open and looked toward the doorway, ringed in flame. The man who’d saved her now slithered through the entrance, crawling below the billowing smoke. Ellie coughed. Her nose itched and her lungs burned.
Her face burned, too -- from sheer embarrassment. How could she have been so foolish? So careless? As so often happened, her thoughts of David had taken possession and she’d lost all good sense.
She still stood near the railing, staring at the doorway. She saw a pair of blanket-covered hands reach out and press against the doorframe, quickly smothering the flames. Moments later, the fire was extinguished and Stefan Blackwell stepped through the sooty, blackened opening.
“What are you doing here?” she asked.
“I told you to climb down. Are you all right?”
“Yes, but why are you here?”
“Fate, I suppose.” He grinned. “A psychic connection, maybe? I must have known you were in trouble.”
Ellie gasped. “But -- how?”
Stefan laughed. “Actually, I was returning your handbag. You left it at the shop earlier.” He came to the railing and pointed to the grass below. “I dropped it there when I saw the fire and realized what was happening.”
This man must think her a complete idiot! Losing her handbag, setting her apartment on fire...and performing nightly rituals to win back an unfaithful lover. What foolishness!
Staring down at the wooden slats of the deck, she stammered her thanks.
Stefan shrugged off her words. “Glad I was able to help. Like I said, it must have been fate that brought me here at just the right time.” He took a step toward her. “Are you sure you’re all right?”
“Shaken up, but otherwise fine, I think.” Ellie looked at his smoke-smudged cheeks. “What about you?” Funny, but she’d never noticed before how attractive Stefan was. Seeing him now in the pale moonlight, she trembled slightly. He seemed to almost glow.
“I’ll survive. I always do.” He touched a hand to his forehead in a salute, then swung his long legs over the railing. He dropped to the ground, picked up Ellie’s bag, and tossed it up. “Got it?”

